Where Would I rather be?

        This question personally is hard to answer. There are many places that I would rather be than school but few of them are as fun. Believe me the idea of “Learning” for about six hours sounds to me like nails on a chalkboard...... But here’s how I look at it: get there, do block 1. Break! Talk/screw around with friends. Block2-3 Hopefully P.E.! Lunch, grab some food chat with friends, crack some jokes, and have some fun. Block 4- the last seconds of school, big smile on everyone’s face. And then......... FREEDOM!!!! This rush of sudden energy is rarely felt anywhere else but school. Enough of my rants and back to the point, if I was to choose any place in the world to be except school, I would probably choose anywhere that my friends are. Life is no fun all alone, which is why you need friends to brighten it up. 

                                        Me TIME  J

About once in a blue moon my parents leave the house, it’s mostly in the morning so i wake up not knowing where they are, so I think to my self “OH MY GOD, FREEDOME!!!!”.  So after all my celebrations are done I grab some 2% milk, a big cup, and hit the Xbox hardcore. After about 2-3 hours, or however long the milk lasts, I get up off of my chair, turn my Xbox off (give it a little break), make some toast or whatever is in the fridge, pour myself a nice new glass of milk, eat the great feast i’ve prepared, fill the milk back to the top, and that concludes my meal.  After my meal I waddle back to my room, milk still in hand, grab a controller turn on the Xbox and the circle of my day starts over again, all the while the T.Vs are at about 75% volume on the same channel.

                 What I did this SpringBreak

This spring break, Logan, Jayden, and I went up to my cousin’s cabin up at Mt. Baldy (it was sort of like a mini birthday party). We did a whole bunch of fun things, but i think the most memorable thing was when we built a medium sized jump in the backyard with a stolen shovel. It wasn’t even a very big one, but then we built this HUGE trench underneath it, which made the jump look pretty cool. The trench was so wide that you could jump about 5 Maleki sized people with about a foot of clearance from the last one. But the funniest part of the whole jump experience was when Jayden took the GT snow racer and tried to jump the gap. He went so slow that he barely made it over the lip of the jump, then he tilted over the side. When he fell off the ramp the front of the GT stuck into the trench first, causing him to almost tip over. But before he flipped onto his side he managed to utter the words “ahhhh......... my balllsssss” almost in a whisper. Me and Logan fell over laughing so hard, saying “OH MY GOD, HAHAHAAHHAH JAYDEN!!!, YOUR CROTCH WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!!!!”

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What the heck is this crap?

One sunny day I was at my grandma's for lunch. (btw it was like five years ago)  I was watching tv in the living room, and my chubby little cousin came up to me. She had the most handicapped smile ever, I'm serious it was like Stephan Hawking's face was taped to a chubby midget cross with a bird.....  Anyway, handed me a crumpled little piece of paper, it was REALLY screwed up it looked like it had an STD of some sort. So I uncrumpled it and I saw something that gave me nightmares for at least a month, all the while the twisted Stephan Hawking smile was still painted on here face. I finally mustered the courage to say something, here's what I said "ummmmm, this is a pretty good bird.... dog....... cat...... ostrich?"
Then as if punched by Chuck Lidell  her face turned to a frown, and she said "I HATE YOU" and kicked me in the shin. I cried all the way home thinking of her twisted smile and that creepy ostrich drawing thing. I have always hated ostriches since then. But Stephan Hawking still scares me to this day
Poor, Poor, POOR me. I'm Scared,

Adrenaline, my best friend

It was a sunny day up at beautiful Mt. Baldy.  It was my first time riding with my new bindings, and I chose to hit-up the T-bar trail.  The bindings were great, flexible, comfortable, and stylish.  I was determined to get my first backside 180 done, and then...... I saw the perfect jump, not too big, not too small.  I had some doubts in my mind but pushed on anyway.  When the nose of my board left the jump it was as if everything just started in slow motion.  I twisted my shoulders and my legs followed, the board spun a full 180 degrees.  I landed perfectly and everything went back to real time, as I sailed through the powder to get back to the lift i could feel my legs start to get stiff, so i stopped for a little rest.  I was so hot that the snow melted in about 3 seconds flat when i touched it with bare skin.  When I got down to the lift I decided to go up the Eagle chair to check how the bindings would do down a steeper decline.  When i got off the lift i had a feeling like there were butterflies in my stomach, but i shrugged it off.  Halfway down the hill I realised how fast I was actually going.  I hit a jump and got huge air and landed without a moment's hesitation, when i finally got back to the lodge i was shaking like a leaf in the breeze, and I realised that my buddy adrenaline was paying me a visit.

I personally have probably struck my electronics over 100 times.  But there are a few incidences that stand out from the bunch.  About two years ago I was playing Halo: 3 with one of my friends, when all of a sudden my Xbox got the red ring of death and shut down.  I sat down to restart my Xbox but the power button just turned red again , I did not bother turning it off I just punched it, lo and behold the power button turned green again and i was back to playing Halo.  So far I've had the the red ring of death five or six times now and they have all been solved with punching.  Something similar happened recently, but not with my Xbox, but with my Ipod.  One day I was brushing my teeth & holding my Ipod at the same time (NOT SMART), when i accidentally dropped it into the sink filled with water, at first I said to myself "whatever it won't do any harm" but then when i tried to play some music...... NO SOUND.  I tried to figure out what was wrong but I ended up just throwing the thing at the nearest wall, problem solved, the sound works again :).   Another time I was just sitting on my little red cube playing some computer games, when all of a sudden the screen fades to black, then I thought to myself "If only life was this easy", Punched my laptop, the screen flared to life, and I'm like "YES, just YES".

Introduction?

I dont like the first one  I did, so i'm going to re-do it.

My name is Arin, i was born on January 26, 1998, in the Penticton hospital. My Parents are both from Portugal, so I hear a LOT of it at home, i never speak it though, I just nod my head and listen. My intrests are snowboarding, videogames, and soccer. I like listening to really any music (as long as it's not Justin Bieber). I'm pretty laid back most of the time, unless I'm gaming. Aside from going snowboarding, gaming, and soccer, I like to shoot trap, target shoot, and go hunting. I have two REAL pets, Charlie, my basset pug cross and Roofus, my lab saint bernard cross, we also have some scragly old cats that come around for free food, like bums. My favourite subjects would have to be English, French, P.E, and science.



I guess this is good enough so I'm just going to leave it here for now.

CHICKEN GREASE SANWICH mmmmmmmm.......