What I did this SpringBreak

This spring break, Logan, Jayden, and I went up to my cousin’s cabin up at Mt. Baldy (it was sort of like a mini birthday party). We did a whole bunch of fun things, but i think the most memorable thing was when we built a medium sized jump in the backyard with a stolen shovel. It wasn’t even a very big one, but then we built this HUGE trench underneath it, which made the jump look pretty cool. The trench was so wide that you could jump about 5 Maleki sized people with about a foot of clearance from the last one. But the funniest part of the whole jump experience was when Jayden took the GT snow racer and tried to jump the gap. He went so slow that he barely made it over the lip of the jump, then he tilted over the side. When he fell off the ramp the front of the GT stuck into the trench first, causing him to almost tip over. But before he flipped onto his side he managed to utter the words “ahhhh......... my balllsssss” almost in a whisper. Me and Logan fell over laughing so hard, saying “OH MY GOD, HAHAHAAHHAH JAYDEN!!!, YOUR CROTCH WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!!!!”

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